the-girl-with-the-music:

leonkumquat:

when my dad was in college he had a friend who told a girl he’d take her on a date unlike any other she’d ever been on and so he took her to the supermarket to watch the lobsters fighting in the lobster tank

they’re married now

I’ve reblogged this probably six times now
ALWAYS REBLOG

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How sexy is your name?

aro-ace-wonderwoman:

mintagecondition:

zodiaccity:

Add the letters in your first name using the numbers below =) 

- Under 60 points= NOT TOO SEXY
- Between 61-300 points= PRETTY SEXY
- Between 301-599 points= VERY SEXY
- Over 600= THE ULTIMATE SEXIEST

  • A=100 B=14 C=9 D=28 E=145 F=12
  • G=3 H=10 I=200 J=100 K=114 L=100 M=25
  • N=450 O=80 P=2 Q=12 R=400 S=113 T=405
  • U=11 V=10 W=10 X=3 Y=210 Z=23

Don’t forget to add your name and your total!!!

923

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tattooinggothamcity:

'its too hot to wear all black'

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  • Me:But I have about fifty books at home I haven't read, there's no reason for me to buy these.
  • My brain:Okay, but consider this: more books.
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