sometimes-cats:

Bohemian Rhapsody is no one’s favorite song, but also everyone’s favorite song. Like, when someone asks what your favorite song is you never say Bohemian Rhapsody but when it starts playing on the radio I am pretty sure you crank it up and belt out every single lyric and you don’t even care you’re so proud.

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bahamutzero:

things that have existed before tumblr:

  • transgender people
  • nonbinary genders
  • asexual/aromantic people
  • pansexuality (and other sexualities besides hetero, homo, and bi)
  • otherkin/therians
  • social justice movements
  • feminism
  • people being problematic
  • privilege

so if you want to attribute this non-exhaustive list to just being WHOA TUMBLR CR*ZIES then maybe you should start saving up for that surgery

y’know

the one to remove your head from your ass

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thboyking:

pros to dating me:

  • i can cook a mean pancake

cons to dating me:

  • i can only cook pancakes
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